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agronite: lappeldu-vide: kfunny: dinocornz: toloveonedirection: mockingjaypatronus: xm0rsmordre: dayglopterodactyl: p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! THE PRNDL. WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM omg I’m dying. AMELIA! Ahh! hahahahha I still think...
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kneel4justice asked: Once someone gives this to you have to pass it to at least 10 people that are amazing and deserve to know it. Nothing happens if you don't send it, but is always nice to share love ♥
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Listendamnthosewords: “Lea saved me once. There was a...
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wakingthegoldenwood: “Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin. “Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.” And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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longlivethe-king: cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
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spannosaurus: thatllbe63fiftynotincludingtip: … wow Cristina look at the notes, looks like someone’s tumblr famuz.
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OMG this SV drinking game.
I’ve played a SV drinking game before. It most definitely worked :p
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Should I go to Toronto for New Years to watch all the bands play and then get smashed? Are there even any good ones this year? … or should I just hang out with friends in my basement and get smashed.
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